What I’ve Read – 2008 (Photo credit: Brandon Heyer)
Well it’s not like we’re separated or anything,
and our feelings haven’t, y’know, gone astray, and all.
Plus it really hasn’t been terribly long; not if you go by some people who only
run into each other on the landing, like, maybe, once a month or two-
husband and wife, parents and children, sibling and sibling,
and whatever combination lives together these days, sort of.
Heck didn’t I just Twitxter you a day ago,
and you Basefooked me two before?
You pop up on my Coocle Girgle all the time, and– what else do we do?
Yeah I sent you that Mutter Invite, remember?
and your committee accepted my avatar on your Monsta Ultimate Assault Team too.
And thanks for your ‘Like’ on my Corporated Affirmation — now I need just two more to get in.
Oo, guess what? The new tracker I put on your blog? It says you’re definitely trending!
If anything, now, more than ever before, I feel we’re kinda closer.
Sorta like we’re dancing in step, and whirling through the dance floor,
doin’ our own thing, oblivious to everyone else chatting in the room,
just you lookin’ at me; me at you.
You know, kid, this could lead to something.
Something spontaneous, unexpected, totally outta the blue.
What they call a moment, a happening, a connection…
baby this sounds old-fashioned nerdy, but I’d say we are connecting.
Honey this could really be.
I think I can feel it.
So close, so weird, but not totally unheard of
if in the next few minutes I suddenly start trending too,
like crazy trending, like broom-broom trending,
like trending my ass off, sugar,
and, elevating eleventeen gameplay levels,
and be right there
Secretly, Your Computer Loves You (Photo credit: Amarand Agasi)
trending next to you.